One of my favourite parts of publishing a book is when the proof copies, or advanced readers copies (ARCS), come in. There’s something so special about actually holding something that, until this point, has just been words on a screen.
Today was the day I got to hold my new book baby for the first time and to celebrate, I’ve got a copy to giveaway to one lucky person!
To enter, make sure you’re signed up to my newsletter and drop me a joke in the comments and I’ll pick my favourite 😊 (No need to leave all your address details, I’ll get in touch if I need them.)
Good luck!
Rachel Hasler
Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them 🤣
Toni Naylor
Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize.
James Lay
Just signed up 🙂
Joke:
A woman gives her husband a coffin for his 70th birthday,
When his 71st birthday comes around, he asks “why haven’t you got me a present?”
The wife answers “you havent used the one I got you last year.”
Semone Grant
When a a neighbours kid burned down his house, his dad watched, put an arm around his wife, and said, “That’s arson.”
Brittney Hockley
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
Eloise Heath-Smith
Never date an apostrophe. They’re possessive.
Hadley
I like this one 😂😂😂
Amber Harris
January seems like forever away! Can’t wait to read it and I’m so glad we’re getting a Kitty sequel!
Here’s a joke my Dad told me once
You don’t hear many jokes about white sugar, but jokes about brown sugar..?
Demerara 😂
Kirsten
An odd man is lying on his death bed with his wife at his side. They had 3 kids but the last one, Steve, looked nothing like the first 2 so he was always suspicious. The old man looked at his wife and says:
“Hunny, it doesn’t matter at this point but I need to know. Is Steve my son?” His wife smiles and says: “I swear to you, he is your son”. The old man then dies peacefully. Then his wife says “thank god he didn’t ask about the first 2”
Diksha Pandey
I randomly send a snap of How to kill men and get with it to my boyfriend and he was like “Did I Forgot something?” 😂 He is still thinking about what had he forgotten in past weeks
Tiffeny Brown
What did the ghost say when he dropped his pumpkin?
Oh sheet!
Susan Towler
Q – Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
A – Because they always come after them🤣
Ephie Christodoulides
Why do birds fly South in winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
(I’m an accountant. This task was HARD!)
Hadley
Police Man : do you mind identifying the body *puts hand on my shoulder* I have to warn you the body was hacked up.
me: *tears in eyes* yes that’s my brother Reese.
Police Man: you’re sure?
me: *weepy nods* those are Reese’s Pieces